April 19, 2008

What's in a name?

What's in a name?
I hated HATED my last name growing up...I will admit it.
I mean my parents no disrespect but honest, with my last name the taunts were horrible!!
Worby quickly was changed to " worbeans" or some other witty comment that they thought would bring me to my knees in shame but never in my whole life did I think that my last name would make it into an Urban Dictionary

1. Worby

To be Worby or feel Worby means that you are confused or just plain sleeping with your eyes open and have no awareness of the world around you until someone says "Do you think he's ok?". Worbyness often occurs after heavy night out binge drinking and/or doing illegal drugs - but then again some people are born with it.

Ian: Alright Dan, I would like you too meet my good friend Alex.
Dan: Hiya mate.
Alex: *stands motionless with eyes open freakishly*
Dan: Ian, is he alright he looks like he's just taken crate's worth of ritalin and disolved it in Horlicks.
Ian: Crap, he's doing it a again. He's always a bit Worby - he was born with it.
Dan: Poor guy.
tags worby vexed sup ashtead tonk
by Muckle Flugga Tollard Royal, Wiltshire Nov 2, 2006

2. Worby

To actively avoid an argument or confrontation

"If he annoys me again im just going to Worby"

Grandpa would be proud!!


Michelle and Matt said...

Hmmm... that first definition certainly explains a lot ;)

Unknown said...

**shhh** no one else knows about that "Heather"