Update: "are you kidding me"

Well,
now that the dust has settled an update!
Apparently when you mention to someone on the other end of a 1 800 number that your face feels frozen after taking their product the warning bells start bleeping and they are worried about the possibility that you may be having a stroke.
Rest assured, after a quick visit to my family doctor I have been given a clean bill of health BUT was told that I could feel like this for 12 hours.
12 hours!
Are you kidding me?
When is this gong show going to end?
I want off this crazy ride and I want one boring day.
Just one!
I promise I will behave and enjoy it!