Golf Balls, Alphabet, Maggots, Butt Paste & Much more madness

Welcome to the June 4th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog... simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
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This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the color rojo and the number 334.

1. How many golf balls can fit inside a full sized school bus?
About 500,000, assuming the bus is 50 balls high, 50 balls wide, and 200 balls long.
But seriously, who has the time to FILL a bus full of golf balls?






2. Who decided the alphabet order? someone else actually thought about this very question!! Personally, I thought it was Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street... but apparently I was wrong.

3. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Why does McDonald's sell "food" that really isn't "food"!
And why do people eat there?
Remember this guy:

The main reason why I hardly ever eat at McDonalds.
If you haven't seen it..watch it!!

4. You go to a nice restaurant and they are offering free samples of cheese. You take a bite and it's delicious. Then they tell you the cheese is processed with maggots in it which make the great texture and flavor. Do you vomit at the thought of maggots, think "oh well but no more", or just ask for another sample?
Thankfully, I don't usually sample teh "free samples" so I would save myself a mouth full of maggots.
But, just thinking about it makes me want to barf.

5. Would you rather ride on a cloud or slide down a rainbow?

I would rather slide down a rainbow..find the pot of gold and head to the mall!
Anyone want to come with me?
I promise we can go to Timmies!!


6. Do you know/care who Heidi & Spencer are?
Umm, who?
Should I already know who they are?
But, after answering #9 I now know who they are and NO, I don't care who they are.
I have no time for trashy television!

7. Have you ever used Butt Paste?Excuse me?
Have I ever used WHAT?!?
I guess that would be a big fat NO.

8. Pie or cake?
Cake!
And I would decorate it...

My firstcake

My Second cake


9. Do you remember when MTV used to play music videos?
**shocked** They actually used to play music videos!!??!!
Sadly, I am a product of the much music generation

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