The Worst Thursday Thunks Ever!

Welcome to the June 18th version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber, the number 3000 and the color grape ape.


1. Are your ears dirty?
Nope..cleaned them this morning.
(what a dumb question..do you really care about the state of my ears?
NO, I didn't think so either..and to be honest with you, I am going to skip this question when I am reading your answers too)

2. Would you rather be stung by a scorpion or bit by a snake? (Don't say either...no one wants to be in pain, that's the point. Pick one.)
A snake..the only ones around these parts are harmless garden snakes..it might hurt but probably not as much as giving birth and since they aren't poisonous I won't keel over and die

3. Do loud noises make you snappish? (i.e. A loud restaurant, screaming child next to you, booming stereo from a neighbor's house?)
Heaven's no..especially since the screaming child is MINE and the booming stereo is just big daddy working out in the garage..and we are the loud table at the restaurant.

4. PETA- thoughts on this org.?
My momma told me that if I didn't have anything nice to say then not to say anything at all...I have nothing nice to say so I am not saying anything at all.

5. Would you rather be the discoverer of the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot? (Imagination!)
Duh...Lock Ness Monster! (insert happy sigh) trying to pick up their accent, soaking in my heritage...Then I would be in Scotland checking out the castles...

6. When in a public toilet and it's not flushed: do you flush & use or move on to a clean one?

EWW...flush the toilet and move along to another one...

7. Neighbors are having a noisy, party bonfire, what do you do?
Bring over some ice cold beverages and join in the fun!

8. Do you play Monopoly? If so which version of the game?
Heavens no..the game that never ends?!?
NO thank you!

9. Are you a remote hog?
Nope..the manly power stick belongs to big daddy

10. Do you like the smell of paint?
Yep, on a freshly painted wall that's I didn't have to paint!

11. My questions obviously suck this week. {I've had a bad week.}
So do you think Kimber should have...
~smoked pot before doing these questions?
~drank liquid courage?
~begged Berleen to do them (she's better at them anyhow)?
~just piss off! I could have done better!
OR Stop being so hard on yourself...this is purely just for fun!!

as always...go see how the other Thursday Thunkers answered these crazy questions and leave a comment so we know that you care!