Doesn't everyone blog this way?

Here are the rules:
1) Take a picture of yourself right NOW!
2) DON'T change your clothes; DON'T fix your hair... Just take a picture.
3) Post that picture with NO editing.
4) Post these instructions with your picture.

Ok, so did it.
So here I am first thing this morning:


What? No, I didn't change a thing.
Doesn't everyone have a HUGE mug of coffee in their hand while writing??!
I mean, seriously...how else do you think I could come up with my crazy blog posts?