Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

February 20, 2009

Heather Needs...

Totally stole this from Mandi…

Google “your name” needs, and see what the top 10 responses are…

Heather needs men NOW…

unless they are under 4 feet tall and call me Momma I already have my hands full thanks!

Heather needs to start wearing a brassiere.

You are approximately 29 years too late with this one. And I am 34. And you can do math. And I am not exagerrating.

Heather needs two therapists.

And sadly I do not even have one.

Heather needs a childhood.

**snort**People do tell me I am way too childlike. Like a LOT.

Heather needs some body guards.

Ok……..

Heather needs a hug.

Yes, well, I think we are well aware of that.

Heather needs something more to be satisfied.

Hmmm...are we sure?

Heather needs Gatorade.


Or a Miami Vice.

Heather needs veggies.

Yeah, probably.

Heather needs your financial support.

Yep. Email me and I will send you the address.

Your turn! I wanna know! Fortune telling in 2007 - Googlized!